Stop with the TP. Buy a bidet seat. You’ll never go back.

I do not understand what this one-eyed one-note clown does that keeps him anywhere in the industry.

Big NOPE. Fuck her for going into business with the asshole who brought us Trump. She should know better. Anyone with half a wit would avoid Mark Burnett like the plague. Plus, fuck her skinny bullshit and nails on a chalkboard voice.

Yeah, that was one weak-ass response, trying to downplay physical abuse by emphasizing verbal abuse and defining self abuse as its equivalent. The Nick Bromfield doc featured cringe after cringe, showing how ill equipped this family was. I empathize with his pain but I don’t think he has the tools to cope or have…

The fact that Scott Rudin is a violent hot-headed prick is a well known fact, as widely acknowledged as Harvey Weinstein’s serial rape history. Why it’s getting the Hollywood Reporter front page treatment now is interesting. Someone finally decided that non-sexual assault in the workplace is noteworthy. He must not be…

Don’t most of the codes expire within minutes of use?

Shit was horrifying. People seem to be glossing over the part where the woman is fucking suicidal, fearing self-harm and they won’t “let her” go to the goddamn hospital!!! No different than saying, “my water broke and I’m hemorrhaging, please call an ambulance.” They didn’t even send a psychiatrist for a private…

There is definitely an overabundance of testosterone going on there.

Bravo: The Fucking Worst. If anyone is old enough to remember The Morton Downey Jr Show in the late 80's, this Housewife horseshit is it’s equivalent. That Theresa creature is dumber than a box of lint and Bravo exploits ignorant, vapid, and desperate like no other medium. Watching Bravo is like watching ugly paint…

It would be easier to leave Soon Yi out of it if she never made public statements trashing Mia, accusing her of being abusive, crazy, a liar, and a selfish, shitty mother. https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/09/soon-yi-interview-woody-allen-mia-farrow

We really didn’t expect this grifter to walk away with a different perspective now, did we? She made 6 figures while she was locked up. She knew she wasn’t going to have to pound the pavement, lucky if she could get a sweater folding gig when she got sprung. Of fuckingcourse she thinks it was a “waste of time”. That…

If I had a team that included assistants, driver, chef, housekeepers, nannies, stylists, and professional management, “checking in” would probably happen quite naturally and with great ease.

The only conspiracy is Trump stopping at nothing to avoid giving a DNA sample. The rest of the assholes are posturing for the next presidency. They got their base of Early Man all ginned up and ready to point their weaponry and they have been waiting for this opportunity to pretend they have dicks. So many motivations…

What the fuck kind of tone deafness is involved in even muttering about the wealth and sheer luck of anyone amassing fortunes during a goddamn pandemic and the devastation and havoc it has wreaked upon millions who are scared shitless? JFC. What is wrong with people?

I can’t wait for the next Erica Jayne single, “ I’m Pawning My Wigs, Flying Coach, Had To Fire My Gays”

Held accountable for what? Their fierce determination in getting Biden elected?

If you give birth and name this baby “Madison Cawthorn”you are a fucking imbecile if you think this kid is going to grow up to be anything other than a smug, rapey douchenozzle.

She is not smiling because it would be highly inappropriate while everyone else walks around with surgical masks, wondering if they are infected, staving off eviction, praying the clown she and her pointless husband suckle up to in the Oval isn’t installed again for 4 more years. Duh.

Are you at all acquainted with anybody employed by Conde Nast/Vogue? I am and have been for over 4 decades. None of them aspired to work for Vogue nor did they graduate from “elite” institutions. You can count the people with “elite stations” on one hand. The rest are women and men with better career aspirations who…

That seemed like a perfectly reasonable exchange. At no time did I clench my butt. Just the usual kegel squeezes.