I feel bad that I read this because in doing so, I now know about people whose only purpose in life is to be known. Still, if anyone asks, I don’t know them.

Nobody needs to “see” the Hudson Yards to believe them. Just imagine the Mall of America in Dubai as advertised by SJP.

Maybe these 2 clowns can open for Trump at his hillbilly rallies. The Confederate states will eat their shit right up. Funny how they are all products of the 80's, when stupid was king.

Lindsay Lohan projects such heartache. She’s like a gerbil on a treadmill, trying to build the career she never had, always falling, but getting up and making more bad choices. The product of low IQ, thirsty children, she never knew there were other options. I hope one day she decides to get off the treadmill, get an…

....and the US Government.

There is so much about Madonna’s tour rider that warrants commenting on, but I’ll just mention a few of the most dizzying:

Every generation has a minstrel show.

Nothing triggers me more than the very thought of Don Jr. Give me five minutes alone with this fucker where it’s just Donnie, me, and a pillowcase filled roofing nails.

A friend of mine was offered 10k to shoot “Working Girl” in her apartment in Staten Island. She was thrilled, even though she had to move to a hotel on her own dime. When she returned a week later, her living room was painted a nasty shade of coral, her bathtub was moved, and the fish in her aquarium were dead,…

This is good but how far can $250K stretch when you are talking about healthcare costs, especially in NYC? Seems like a lottery needs to be put in place for a fair dispersion of funding, no?

First (Galliano). Nuf said?

The only “bossing” Melania partakes in is making sure her stylist understands her taste level, making sure her big forehead is never exposed and barking at her driver when he is stuck in traffic shuttling her back and forth to her actual home in Maryland. “Fun” is lying in her jacuzzi, listening to Enya, fantasizing…

You’re not missing anything. Let me sum it up for ya: “Lying, faux-Christian cow is heading back to her hollow where she will write a book, shit out another child, get fatter, get a job on FOX, then die.”

Those eyebrows are a turn-off. Don’t get me started on the do. Dude is tragic.

It’s referred to as a “mooseknuckle drape” in my hood.

To be fair, Brad Pitt’s been wearing the same outfit since 1998.

That’s why they weren’t there?? I think you may have missed Stewart’s actual point.

Where was “Maybot” included in shit that Jezebel couldn’t cover today?

I’m just dreading the day Khaled decides to make his kid more than an accessory and elevates him to Influencer/Creator status or worse, Versace model or crawling actor.

Meryl’s pop bottle glasses are a revelation.