It has nothing to do with being old. You would have to be strapped to a chair with your eyeballs clamped Clockwork Orange style, binge-watching every streaming platform and Instagram in order to keep up with the armies of thirsty “personalities” vying for shares, likes, and mentions these days. OK, and I guess being…

No, more like “promoting the dignity of zygotes until they are born, and then, fuck you, moochers! Hope you die!”

The Steele Dossier was my favorite read of the year, no joke. It’s written like a spy novel and like the Mueller Report, it’s all there, laid out like like a freaking buffet. Of course unlike Mueller, Steele is going to actually show his ass up to deliver to “officials” (whatever the fuck that means) while the Trump…

Uh Oh. Looks like Britney switched the lithium for Adderall. Still dancing like it’s 1998.

Naw, the MAGAts would go right on threatening anyone in a McCain hat and insist it is in no way disrespectful. Being a cult member requires re-defining the truth. It’s their oxygen.

It’s proven science that evil and pathological lying destroys collagen and keratin. See: every single Trump supporter.

Both with an equal measure of Total Asshole Syndrome.

First thing I noticed was the son, holding Mommy’s hand and checking to see if his dick was still where it’s supposed to be.

That blouse is from Ivanka’s “Women Who Who Work.....As Wenches” line. Made in Guangdong by 8 year old human traffic slaves, highly promoted by WH Influencer, Kellyann ConAway.

Every time Trump makes an offensive comment about people of nations who have historically been an American ally he affects our standing in the world and diminishes the (formerly legitimate) office of the presidency. Ignoring his indecency is aiding him.

Um, no. He made no reference to her”rude” comments. He called her “nasty”, which is his typical means of defense: name calling. There is a difference.

I’m so over this motherfucker and his gaslighting bullshit. I’m watching, kind, health conscious people deal with atrocious diagnoses all around me and that fat, joyless, deep-fried shit bird goes on and on like an indestructible meth head reeking havoc day in and day out. He is downright satanic, thriving on evil. I…

I’m not a defender of Influencer’s and I’m no fan of how Instagram has devolved into a gigantic ad board but what’s the difference between Kardashian shilling girdles on Instagram and Charlize Theron hawking Jadore? Both are hawking products they probably use. And in the case of any Bravo reality poseur selling Botox,…

Just reading this bird hoarder story gave me flu-like symptoms.

At first glance I could have sworn that was Dog and Beth The Bounty Hunter’s prom pic.

Derr. It’s Melissa Gorga with an underbite.

Malibu parents just trying to maintain some semblance of normalcy for the sake of the children! They worked hard to reach graduation! Parties! Balloons! New Teslas! Mommies in prison! For the little Influencers!

All of these studios that “may stop filming” should make every effort to pull out NOW if they want to really have an impact. If it’s one thing we know all too well about Republicans is that they will cut off their own arms and sell their own mamas as long as they “win”. They don’t give a single fuck about potential…

I want to know what means are employed in order to determine these so-called “numbers” that apply to constituents who are against impeachment. So far, nobody has bothered to ask me, my family, friends, or co-workers, all who express their desire for the process to begin. The process allows for access to resources and…

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom faithfully maintains his daily dick and brain bleaching as he attempts to remove any reminder of his marriage to this wench. PS That Real Housewives weave is not flattering.