NEVER have the car hover over the jack stands. Lower the car onto the jack stands and keep the jack engaged. Then you have 3 points of contact.

The spring that pops it back into the open position is clutch.

I was a 98lb high school senior. Scrawny, wormy-looking horse-faced kid. But I also grew up on a working ranch and took care of livestock every morning starting at 5am. I would pull 1000 fresh, wet hay bails out of the fields a day during the summer. But that didn’t translate to having any kind of muscle to speak of.…

It will. Bought a used base 997, had it for 7 years, put 35K on the odometer, sold it for right about what I paid for it. Reliable and solid car. I didn’t worry about IMS failure, just drove it regularly.

honestly, the transmission may be fine, it’s the transmission control module that is set poorly. That same transmission in a different application may perform really well. 

I have multiple kids with multiple switches. If I get digital is it locked to one machine?

I was 12 years old on a hot summer day in Podunk Backwoods Holler when my friend and I got on our bikes to ride up to the local country store/gas station/hardware store/feed store to get some cokes when a car almost identical to the photo above pulled in to fill up.

The fact that they got Brian Cox to somehow be in that film still floors me. 

but but but those tri-spoke wheels are giving me membaberries. 

I always thought the omni-directional wheels on this thing were rad.

Holy crap, that’s a fast little bugger.

I’ve been a fan of Continental Extreme contact DWS tires for a long time now.

You had me at Terminator Salvation. 

I learned in the comments this was made by the team that made the Terminator game and that was all I needed to hear. Terminator was shockingly good with slight jank. This sounds like more of the same.

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out...

Hip bone connected to the...Love bone. 

and always will.

Meanwhile, Bernard, who did nothing wrong, got slapped with a 3K fine by a complicit medical board. WTF, medical board? Spineless worms, the lot of ye. 

I was just watching the most recent update last night. I’m no purist. He’s restoring a destroyed car, one that he’s gonna be finding sand in nooks and crannies of 10 years from now, so do whate’er floats your boat, Tavarish! No hate from me.