but but but those tri-spoke wheels are giving me membaberries. 

I always thought the omni-directional wheels on this thing were rad.

Holy crap, that’s a fast little bugger.

I’ve been a fan of Continental Extreme contact DWS tires for a long time now.

You had me at Terminator Salvation. 

I learned in the comments this was made by the team that made the Terminator game and that was all I needed to hear. Terminator was shockingly good with slight jank. This sounds like more of the same.

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out...

Hip bone connected to the...Love bone. 

and always will.

Meanwhile, Bernard, who did nothing wrong, got slapped with a 3K fine by a complicit medical board. WTF, medical board? Spineless worms, the lot of ye. 

I was just watching the most recent update last night. I’m no purist. He’s restoring a destroyed car, one that he’s gonna be finding sand in nooks and crannies of 10 years from now, so do whate’er floats your boat, Tavarish! No hate from me.

The classic short-term gain, long-term rat-fucked.

There’s a clear line being drawn here.

Headgasket leak - hydrolock

Bobert strikes me as he epitome of “here for a good time, not a long time”. 

When you entire system is built on the impossible concept of perpetual growth, then it makes perfect sense.

I would check the oil and make sure it isn’t forbidden milkshake.

I came here to post: 

I still have both those games on CD-ROM. Pretty damn good for the era. 

Rule 34 has been enacted.