flip phones still exist.

Yeah the ExtremeContact DWS is my go-to tire when I need a new set. 

“Cash for Clunkers” car crushers conceivably can be conscripted for compression services. 

As loooooong time fan of the STALKER series - even from way back when the original game was deemed vaporware because it had been in development hell for so long- I hope that crew is safe and warm and well-fed and away from any explosions, not because I want the game, but because I feel a strong affinity for them and…

Tron Legacy is the best music video ever. And I don’t say that with an ounce of derision. That asoundtrack still gets airtime anytime I take a long drive.

Iron Man 2 has the unenviable position of being connective tissue rather than a film in its own right. I don’t disagree that it’s one of the weaker Marvel films, but here’s the thing. While the sum isn’t greater than the whole, I love each individual scene of Iron Man 2 even if the overall thing doesn’t gel.

It has a bit of old-school sexism baked in with the sex cards and all that, but yeah, I overall enjoyed the game, as clunky as it was. 

Double down was decades ago. We’re on nontuple down at this point, I think. 

Her eyes are so sunken, she has creases that make it look like she’s wearing a human-skin mask.

Would they dress like Pilgrims whilst doing so?

GOP: Our platform is no platform, except whatever these religious fuck-jobs want. 

I’ve played enough Far Cry to not fall for that one. 

Wait, wait, wait. They named themselves after Susan B. Anthony?

I know they are both drawing from the same well, but loved the whole “Sabotage” vibe. 

I’m not saying being a nurse practitioner isn’t hard work. I’m saying one job is manual labor and the other isn’t.

I can attest that parking a Suburban is not something I enjoy doing. In a narrow space I need to swing all the way the the left before attempting entry because that rear doesn’t follow the front treads very closely at all. I have to do some wonky things with the front of the monstrosity to get the rear axle in…

Oh you are absolutely correct. But as a company, my kids hold no special love for disney over any other company. To previous generations Disney was somehow special. To modern kids it’s not, it’s just another mega-corp.

I remember watching a documentary once about climate change and the guy in charge of India was having an impassioned speech with other world leaders and he was like “This is BULLSHIT! You guys got 100 years of cheap, dirty energy that allowed you to modernize your countries but you polluted the hell out of everything.…