Her eyes are so sunken, she has creases that make it look like she’s wearing a human-skin mask.

Would they dress like Pilgrims whilst doing so?

GOP: Our platform is no platform, except whatever these religious fuck-jobs want. 

I’ve played enough Far Cry to not fall for that one. 

Wait, wait, wait. They named themselves after Susan B. Anthony?

I know they are both drawing from the same well, but loved the whole “Sabotage” vibe. 

I’m not saying being a nurse practitioner isn’t hard work. I’m saying one job is manual labor and the other isn’t.

I can attest that parking a Suburban is not something I enjoy doing. In a narrow space I need to swing all the way the the left before attempting entry because that rear doesn’t follow the front treads very closely at all. I have to do some wonky things with the front of the monstrosity to get the rear axle in…

Oh you are absolutely correct. But as a company, my kids hold no special love for disney over any other company. To previous generations Disney was somehow special. To modern kids it’s not, it’s just another mega-corp.

I remember watching a documentary once about climate change and the guy in charge of India was having an impassioned speech with other world leaders and he was like “This is BULLSHIT! You guys got 100 years of cheap, dirty energy that allowed you to modernize your countries but you polluted the hell out of everything.…

Also, home health aide is MANUAL FUCKING LABOR. Like bending, stooping, helping lift people out of bed, onto toilets, etc. It’s WORK.

This was a tossed-away stripped-out wreck of a car that someone brought back and made into something fun?

I think a LOT of children of today don’t give a shit about Disney. Like, they LIKE it, but they don’t care more about it than any other entertainment company. Mine could certainly care less. Sure, they’ve seen lots of Disney movies, but it’s just a brand like any other to them. With so many animation houses these days…

TIL the written word doesn’t actually exist. 

Dealer: No low-ball offers. I know what I’ve got. 

Cay, man. 

A used Cayman is always a great choice. 

1984 Alfa Romeo Sypder Veloce.

Once Live Nation and Ticketmaster merged, they basically captured almost the entire market for initial ticket sales (Companies like StubHub are just resellers - outlets for scalpers) I think outside of breaking up Ticketmaster for having a monopoly, there is literally nothing that can be done. Ticketmaster even owns…