but the wagon version: chef’s kiss

I appreciated the joke you slipped in there because it took me a second to pick it up. 

This guy was amazing. I would always pull out the instruction manual for all the FF games to look at the artwork

any reason why our java is so bad?

Where do you draw the line at that kind of logic? 

I thought we had long ago decided that if you open a business to the public sphere, you will serve the public at large and that will include people of color, people in wheelchairs, etc. I would have assumed that would automatically include people of any sexual orientation. Why does this one get it’s own case law…

I love Alfa’s 6 headlight designs for no discernable reason.

that 17K was before the insurance get their discounted price. It’s a made up number. The insurance provider probably paid around 2-3K for the visit. 

Or date a nurse. They won’t be fazed in the slightest. 

As an aside, the fact that someone can crash traveling at 130mph and walk away with a few scratches is fucking amazing. Modern cars are feats of engineering. 

Anything that keeps the Steam storefront from looking like a circa 2005 Myspace page is a good thing. You can show your accolades, just not all over the cover. 

My sympathies for anyone harmed by this debacle. 

I pulled up at a stoplight about a month ago in my YJ. Guy next me turns and without a beat “Hey, I’ll give you 8K for your Jeep”.  

You can’t fool me.

We have a portmanteau for this: Obliviot.

TIL Alpha Protocol was an Obsidian production and that makes sense. I always seem to find that a lot of the games I liked the most over the years had some old Black Isle employees banging around. 

Yeah, you know what? Fuck those kinds of bosses. The kind of people that are completely detached from any of the inner workings of their company and just pull shit out of their ass and expect you to make it happen somehow. Fuck fuck fuck those types of people.

I almost hope it doesn’t happen, because I would watch on repeat, forsaking food and drink, eventually succumbing to dehydration and renal failure like a south korean kid on the best Starcraft run of his life. 

The Hori split pad is great. Replaces the switch joy cons with something that feels like an xbox controller. Worth the $40. 

-George Carlin.