As an aside, the fact that someone can crash traveling at 130mph and walk away with a few scratches is fucking amazing. Modern cars are feats of engineering. 

Anything that keeps the Steam storefront from looking like a circa 2005 Myspace page is a good thing. You can show your accolades, just not all over the cover. 

My sympathies for anyone harmed by this debacle. 

I pulled up at a stoplight about a month ago in my YJ. Guy next me turns and without a beat “Hey, I’ll give you 8K for your Jeep”.  

You can’t fool me.

We have a portmanteau for this: Obliviot.

TIL Alpha Protocol was an Obsidian production and that makes sense. I always seem to find that a lot of the games I liked the most over the years had some old Black Isle employees banging around. 

Yeah, you know what? Fuck those kinds of bosses. The kind of people that are completely detached from any of the inner workings of their company and just pull shit out of their ass and expect you to make it happen somehow. Fuck fuck fuck those types of people.

I almost hope it doesn’t happen, because I would watch on repeat, forsaking food and drink, eventually succumbing to dehydration and renal failure like a south korean kid on the best Starcraft run of his life. 

The Hori split pad is great. Replaces the switch joy cons with something that feels like an xbox controller. Worth the $40. 

-George Carlin.

I’m utterly convinced Amy Coney Barrett gets informed which way to vote on the SC. She’s been groomed for this for years. She’s a placeholder for white christian nationalism. She is literally, not figuratively, a handmaid.

I’m utterly convinced Amy Coney Barrett gets informed which way to vote on the SC. She’s been groomed for this for years. She’s a placeholder for white christian nationalism. She is literally, not figuratively, a handmaid.

Last season, they introduced my kids to The Who. They played Baba O’Riley all summer long. 

Because I was a teenager when Wayne’s World came out, my kids now love Queen. 

Ostensibly, higher interest rates were the norm because education loans are ‘unsecured’, meaning there is no collateral to take back, like a house or a car.

Look like a really fun Doom clone. Imma find it. 

Tenchu sucked up so many hours on the...was that PS1? I loved finding different ways to complete the level and not be seen. 

You had me at Amy Hennig.