Our cars only have fobs, no keys used. 

My wife then proceeds to claw the shit out of the door around the film-protected area. It looks like a dog was trying to bury a bone under the door handle. She doesn’t even have long fingernails. How? How?

ew. yuck, no.

The 2.0T is a pretty special little motor, honestly.

2.0T. The engine known to consume a quart of oil with every fill-up, brand-new off the lot? That 2.0T?

To me, the answer will always be the Chrysler Sebring Convertible.

I know that GT3 was the star but I kept finding myself drawn to the Targa in front of it. I don’t know what that color is, but apparantly I really like it.

hear, hear

My favorite combo as a kid, plasma pistol charged shot, then drop them with the pistol.

To this day, I still can’t get over how Cars is just “Doc Hollywood” with anthropomorphized automobiles.

Its got that “Last of the V8 interceptors” look and I’m more than fine with that.

You know how to smell a plant?

Endorse.

Audi 2.0T has entered the chat.

“If you are going through hell, keep going”

One of my favorite open worlds wasn’t even really an open world. It was a series of interconnected maps mostly due to technical limitations of being developed before open world games were common (with the exception of the ground-breaking OGs of the genre: GTAIII and Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Correct me if I’m missing…

One of my favorite open worlds wasn’t even really an open world. It was a series of interconnected maps mostly due…

“incremental changes that adds up”

I am crippled because I can’t wear airpods. I have earholes the size of the Holland tunnel. There isn’t enough sugru in the world to hold airpods in those stupid 12 gauge barrels. I don’t even have, like, extra good hearing. 

I am crippled because I can’t wear airpods. I have earholes the size of the Holland tunnel. There isn’t enough sugru…

Seriously. I’ve never had a more visceral response to a villain than Ted Faro. Great writing throughout the game, but Ted was a real piece of work. 

I’m laughing at myself right now, because I bought a PS4 late in the production run solely for this, Bloodborne, Red Dead redemption 2, and Death Stranding and 3/4 of those games are now on Steam, which is my preferred platform.