Poser-mobile?

Not even crossoverbars?

PSA: a cheap pair of kayak racks off of Amazon for $30 is one of my favorite purchases. They are low-key great for a lot of things. Lumber, xmas trees, paddleboards, all kinds of stuff. I keep a set on almost year round and they work fine with factory crossbars, no expensive adapters needed and take about 5 minutes to…

There is a (ostensibly) a reason school loans are higher interest than similar loans (but it’s complete bullshit).

I don’t get it.

Ironically, the one calling you an extremely naive child has all the hallmarks of a not-fully grown-up person.

And you don’t think having an extremely disabled child isn’t a deterrent? The only effective one would be a big government deterrent?

Genetics don’t predispose people to drug and alcohol use and abuse.

Wow. That had to be pretty surreal.

Remember when that guy built a KILLDOZER and we were like “Wooooo, that was crazy”?

He’s emboldened now. This won’t be the last we hear of this twerp. 

Ok, Candy Corn is a terrible, no-good, bad candy. Just...gross.

The seven people with their tires blown out will never see a dime in restitution.

Oh, well let me disabuse anyone of that false metric. I did my medical residency on the East coast and basically crack cocaine was “in the water” because it was so prevalent. Sweet little old white grandmas in cardigans were hitting the pipe out there.

That detail about Saabs is really cool. 

I dunno. Knock on wood, but I’ve always had good reliability with my used BMWs. (I tend to buy at 40K miles and drive until I hit 100K miles).

The urinee was living his best life right then. Fist pump at the end and all.

Also, the bit about the slinky is one of my favorite things of all time - to this day. 

Not to mention a ghost gives a blowjob in the original film (while the themesong plays!)

We need to mass email Steven Spielberg to go after ID for infringing on “Temple of Doom”.