If you hadn’t posted this exact line, I was going to. 

Or you have 3 kids and your wife dies of fucking cancer and you later remarry a woman who has no children but wants some.

When you have 5 kids, who all play sports and your family likes to ski and camp, the Suburban is exactly the right size. There’s nothing else on the market with 3 rows of seating while retaining storage space behind the 3rd row plus 4 wheel drive (I live in a mountainous/snowy area), and has the ability to tow, other…

We’ve vaccinated half the human population and we aren’t seeing serious side-effects*.

Bitch, you made me aspirate my coffee! I was not prepared!

So many echoes of Ethan Couch.

Throw me in the pile with “Primal” was the best of the modern Far Cry series.

Me too, man. 

You’ve got the right idea but the wrong shit heel—> Ethan Couch is his predecessor.

That’s a bit dramatic. 

Not meaning to come off like a dick* but if you haven’t ever played a PC game ever, how did you pre-order? 

Well, you can get a new Porsche Carrera S for 120K range. And it can be had with a stick. Or a Cayman GT4 for 100K.

Ah man, I loved Advanced Wars back in the day. Definitely time for another go round. 

Well, it’s not ugly...

I think the DeLorean is hampered by two things. It’s ride stance being cranked up to meet bumper height requirements and its anemic powerplant.

The same type of people that’ll do $3000 dollars damage to the interior of your car in order to steal your $200 radio.

Anne Hathaway:

What a small world. Tiny. I’m still missing that car. I’m glad it ended up in good hands. Look forward to the day I can get another. 

I had that exact color and wheel combo. Base Carrera 2 with a manual. I bought it when it was already 9 years old and I drove it 40,000 miles in my 7 years with it and it sold for what I paid. Fantastic car to drive. Incredibly reliable, cost of ownership was very reasonable and I’ve never seen an interior hold up as…

I’ve literally never seen one in the flesh. Porsche GT3s, McLarens, Aventadors, even seen a couple Evoras and a Morgan 3-wheeler. I’ve never seen an Aston Martin Vantage.