My 997 Porsche 911 was probably the most dependable car I’ve ever owned. I bought it when it was 10 years old and basically did nothing but routine maintenance. Drove it from 30k to 75K over 6 years of ownership.

My mom loves Alfa Spyders and will die on this hill alongside you.

Me: Whelp, guess instead of a new card, it’s time to dig my way through that backlog of older games I’ve been wanting to play for quite a while. *Starts working my way through the Witcher games for the first time ever*

I always remind myself that Lotus chose the Camry and Corolla engines as power plants for the Elise/Exige/Evora line-up for a reason. 

Properly inflating your tires.

That was my first thought. Pull her out of the ocean that’s constantly trying to dissolve her?

I like that Far Cray goes deliberately for campy B-movie territory. It’s schlock. It knows it schlocky. It embraces the schlock. It has become one with the schlock. Blood Dragon is just more forthcoming about it.

I keep seeing Nausicaa rather than Zelda.

Ok, you had me at ‘50 Stents’.

I saw a Europa in real life a few days ago,  I was surprised by how low and wide it was. I’ve never liked the flying breadvan that much in pictures but in real life it was just lovely and the engine noises were fantastic as well. 

It’s supposed to feed into that fable that Joe is a doddering, slobbering, incontinent, Alzheimers patient that couldn’t possibly mash an accelerator in a giant empty stretch of asphalt. It’s too much for his feeble brain to handle, man!

What if we both appreciated the police for working to stop crime AND held them to high standards?

You don’t need to play demolition derby when you have a helicopter overhead. Follow them. Arrest them. Prosecute them.

In that cops defense, they were COMING RIGHT AT THEM.

Nobody

I think he implies he leads the dragon away from town and THEN kills it. 

TARS to the rescue.

Also, the voice acting for Dionysus is maybe my favorite thing in a game ever. 

I try to never piss off Aphrodite. For some reason, she wrecks me.

For me, I try to hit the ones that seem like “A Big Deal” games that seem to be universally hailed. That’s gotten me to try some games I might not have otherwise given a chance but ended up enjoying. For example, I suck at Dark Souls games, so it took a bit to get me to play BloodBorne, but I ended up really enjoying…