Well, I will say this. I am selling the car because I am building a new house and the appraisal came in at 1.15 when it needed to come in at 1.17M and now I have to scramble to come up with some cash. My older paid off Porsche was the sacrifice I decided to make, otherwise, I would have kept that car for basically…

Panic was just radiating off that dude in waves. His voice stretched a little too high, a little too loud, a little too strident. Hitting all the conspiracy talking points. After watching it I was like “all that did was convince me he’s guilty of something”. At the same time, I totally recognize that I’m probably…

I’m still holding to Martin Shkreli as “most punchable smug face ever”. But Matt is up there in the top 5. 

Yeah, I’m currently selling my 997.1 and within 1 day of listing it, I am getting offers for the same price I paid 6 years and 30,000 miles ago.

Ditto.

fully, fully, 100% agree. 

The Lotus 400 carries a Camry V6 powerplant. 

Some AC/DC then?

Yes. Please. I want to see Trump at county fairs, with clowns in barrels milling about in the background and fresh steaming clumps of cow shit. I can only get SO aroused. 

The Chik-fil-a shoes should have been white New Balance 608s. Missed opportunity. 

These people are more afraid of their peer group than the disease. 

This. Because true.

I had heard doing the plugs on a 997 Porsche was a huge undertaking, was pleasantly surprised at how straight-forward it was. Get the car up on stands, take off 4 bolts on each side to drop the exhaust and mufflers and with the right frankenstein combination of extensions, and an investment in something called a “palm…

A bicycle shifter cable.

Nice to see the bear from Annihilation getting more work because he was very effective in that role. 

I wish the rest of the world would realize that hatches and station wagons are the best of both worlds. Lots of cargo space, better handling/snappier driving both because of less mass and lower center of gravity.

Congratulations! You have beaten “Surviving Mars”!

I *think* it’s sarcasm.

I too overheat and go into limp mode in about 15 minutes.

When he was talking about “letting themselves go” and “weight control” if only one woman in the auditorium had stood up and said, “Hey Stewart! Look down! Can you see your own dick?”