The Chik-fil-a shoes should have been white New Balance 608s. Missed opportunity. 

These people are more afraid of their peer group than the disease. 

This. Because true.

I had heard doing the plugs on a 997 Porsche was a huge undertaking, was pleasantly surprised at how straight-forward it was. Get the car up on stands, take off 4 bolts on each side to drop the exhaust and mufflers and with the right frankenstein combination of extensions, and an investment in something called a “palm…

A bicycle shifter cable.

Nice to see the bear from Annihilation getting more work because he was very effective in that role. 

I wish the rest of the world would realize that hatches and station wagons are the best of both worlds. Lots of cargo space, better handling/snappier driving both because of less mass and lower center of gravity.

Congratulations! You have beaten “Surviving Mars”!

I *think* it’s sarcasm.

I too overheat and go into limp mode in about 15 minutes.

When he was talking about “letting themselves go” and “weight control” if only one woman in the auditorium had stood up and said, “Hey Stewart! Look down! Can you see your own dick?”

I liked that it was a self-contained story and NOT just a bunch of connective tissue for Phase 4. 

I have 5 kids. Never set out to have 5. It just worked out that way.

According to 23 and Me, I have more neanderthal DNA than 99% of the population and I don’t pull this shit. 

Almost every boss in Hollow Knight felt like a massively triumphant, hard-earned victory. It almost out-dark-souls Dark Souls.

Came here to post this, but you beat me to it you magnificent bastard.

I can never see that without thinking this:

The body was only just off the roadway, with a trail of blood leading to it and a functioning flashlight laying next to it that was still lit up when they found the body the next day.

I’ve been shopping for a decent older XJ and you wouldn’t believe the prices I’ve seen for ones in “acceptable” condition. This alone places it in the NP category. 

Craig Ferguson in 2007-ish.