There's no way diminishing student tuition would allow the college to stay open without admitting new students each year. Cutting income by 1/4 every year would cause the college to be non functional by year 2 would be my guess.

I teach at a university. If we had to shut down, I'm sure the parents of our students would be just as angry and bitter as these parents, and would probably also engage in fundraising efforts in an attempt to keep the place open.

"It is the position of the American Dietetic Association that appropriately planned vegetarian diets, including total vegetarian or vegan diets, are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate for…

(a megachurch in suburban Kansas sponsored by Monsanto and an oil company run, somehow, by a CEO that is a fetus),

"It grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood."

My favorite part of those stories is they typically involve some huge element of privilege (unless it's a "we went to the courthouse with 10 friends and family members" story), i.e. "we got married on my family's farm with 300 people and my aunt is a professional caterer who provided the food and the whole thing was…

Ugh, now we're about to get 2000 comments full of people trying to one-up each other on how cheap their wedding was. We get it, you had a huge wedding for 300 people on $12, that does not make the rest of us who spent more than that on our weddings bad people.

My sister and I both had courthouse weddings several years apart. A few years later, our divorce papers were finalized two days apart. Each year, we spend that middle day doing awesome things and in general being happy that we are no longer miserable unto death. On our third divorce-aversary she gave me the…

I was underage for my entire time at UVA and got caught with a fake ID literally every weekend for four years. This story has me in a fucking rage. If anyone's reading this from Charlottesville with further info you want to get out, email me.

Oh yeah, Sartre! Sorry everyone, we're shutting this blog down because Sartre already happened. It was fun while it lasted.

I'm feeling "Who am I kidding? I can't wait to be this person." MAHALO! Okay, but mahalo, right?

Very unique.

I am reevaluating my thoughts on the death penalty rn, tbh

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

The biggest reason I always make the bed is that when I go to bed at night and it is unmade, I feel depressed, because I associate it with times when it didn't matter whether I made the bed because no one else was going to give a shit whether the bed was made.

I started making my bed on a daily basis about a year ago, with some fits and starts. It's kind of a half-ass bed-making job- I don't tuck anything in or make any hospital corners, but I get all the sheets in order and pull them up to the top of the bed.

My fiance and I were living overseas, and so after (painstakingly) designing, editing and addressing our invites, we couriered them to our respective mothers to mail in-country. Our invites were for a small local cocktail celebration in our hometowns after we were legally married overseas. About a year after the fact,…

So I wanted to design my own invitations. And we were being frugal so I went to some website and designed and ordered my own cards myself. I was really into having this be MY thing. Iwas going to get them just like I wanted and I really played with formats and got creative. My partner gave me full reign and I didn't…