Their official statement is they will allow girls to sit on the bench? Like its some big favor they are giving?

‘and sharp cheekbones that protrude like tiny cherries, even when she’s not smiling,’

While I appreciate her doing this, I find it curious that Chris Nolan wasn’t put in an uncomfortable position similar to this after the Aurora shooting during DKR.

Fuck. You. So. Hard. (says the man who had bland oatmeal for breakfast and is about to drown in drool)

It’s almost like the active ingredients actively do something! It’s almost like Banana Boat isn’t trying to poison your children.

ladies when will you just finally learn that every single part of you is offensive and disgusting

I find Warren Buffett eminently likeable. For real. I mean, sure he’s not perfect but he hits many of my “good dude” notes in both business and philanthropic arenas.

WHY Y’ALL MAKING ME LIKE WARREN BUFFET?

you’re right and i think this author (a feminist) and her editor (me, also a feminblahablawef) would agree with you—within the first section of this piece she specifically says that false allegations are so serious that we need to “discuss false allegation narratives more, not less”

Eagerly awaiting all the people with poor reading comprehension who will see that Jezebel posted an essay on false allegations and immediately assume we are arguing that they are unimportant/nonexistent (despite this entire essay being written to say the opposite)—but I mainly came down here to say that I thoroughly…

She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.

I learned two things from this post. One, Bobby is going to develop back issues and two, there aren’t a lot of Capitol Hill staffers I’d bang.

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

Some people don’t think things are real unless they’re hard. They’re closet Calvinists perhaps?

Shit, this has me spooked. It’s hard? That’s a constant? I mean, yeah, we argue occasionally, because that’s life. But 10 years and one baby down, and I wouldn’t describe it as “hard.” Does this mean the other shoe is about to drop? Do I not have a “real” marriage? Is this all a farce and I’m going to find out about…

I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.

Let me correct my mistake: In college, I could by a 12-pack for $8. Even women with perfect taste in beer make mistakes sometimes.

I AM FROM WISCONSIN.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

I am such a fucking narcissist. I am convinced I am superior to all of my husband’s former girlfriends.