Yeah, I watched the teaser and the sequence of “Oh shit, Hera! OH FUCK, CHOPPPER! MAH BOI! MAH SWEET BABY BOY”

I disagree that you should never flash your brights in response to another car’s brights. A quick flash can often clue the other driver in to the fact that they have their high beams on, prompting them to turn them down.

Sharks are easy to outrun, as they don’t have legs.

I clicked on the link expecting a slideshow and did not get one.  Made my morning a whole lot better!

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

Oh, so this whole stupid slide show wasn’t really about 11 different last minute holiday gift ideas, but was just one, long big ad for different types of Post-It’s? And like a chump, I clicked through every damn slide hoping that maybe it might actually be the former and not the latter?

She has GREAT friends.

I endorse the boiling water treatment in the drain, for a couple reasons.

We have a rule that our kids lose electronic privileges the next day if they don’t clean up before bed. We’ve followed through on this threat, and have had no issues after a few go rounds.

If you want to be vaccinated for the holidays just go now.

We all talked about your lights after we left the party.

Yeah, those are so tacky. I replaced mine with these and they’re way better:

This taught me nothing.

Unless it’s a deep freezer, it’s a frost-free freezer. Meaning it warms up briefly - just enough to melt off the frost from the walls/racks.  This causes freezer burn on food and ice sticking together, whether in a bag or bin.

the problem with a phone wallet case is if you get mugged, they’ve got your phone, driver license, credit card and or bank card.

Looks like the unvaxxed are getting the antibodies one way or another. 

The news van won’t get there before you can find clothes or a sheet to wrap yourself in.  I hear people say this whenever sleeping naked is brought up, but, honestly, it’s a phobia.  It’s an unreasonable fear.

A shout out to anyone insane enough to get that close to a bobcat den.

So...

A fan is surprisingly effective. If you’re just hanging out on your patio or whatever, try adding a fan to the mix. They’re not strong fliers and a fan on medium strength will keep a lot of them at bay.