Walking. It’s free!! And, it doesn’t suck like running does.

Several years ago i told my boss that i was going to disable ALL email notifications and only check email a few times a day. My productivity went through the roof by not stopping what i was doing to check every damn email that came in. And now, i also do this on my cell phone as well....have very limited…

OR....just don’t go to the damn gym in the first place

Would you use something like a Fleshlight (TM) in order to get the...ahem...tactile response? If so, works for me.

Ha, i was gonna say!! After all, that is the ONLY effective means of birth control. The rest are just reducing your chances.

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Alright....i just took a look to see what’s in there for download right now. I have to say, there is some quality stuff now. I must’ve looked when they first announced this feature and there wasn’t much in there. But, House of Cards is available. That alone, worth the price of admission. Oh, and 30 Rock and Mad…

Is there anything worthwhile that you can download? Last i looked, there was really nothing i’d want to download to watch.

I just buy the bags that are stretchy with the idea that they’ll hug the can and not fall in. And, they work like a charm!

REALLY!!!! This is why CNN has officially changed their name to PNN.....Political News Network. We have TV’s showing PNN in our cafeteria at work and it feels like forever, all they ever report is political news. F*ckity f*ck!

Ah, i only watched the first 30 seconds or so and when she kept pointing to her boobs, i was like...YES LET’S CLEAN MY RUBBER DUCKY!

She can clean my rubber ducky any day!

Sweet, i’ve already been living this! The only things i really give a F about in life are Star Wars, and my family. And yeah, pretty much in that order....i mean, Star Wars was around first. haha

We were doing it doggy style and i stuck it in the wrong hole by mistake. Major bummer.

So uh, do we get to see Jennifer Lawrence scantily clad? That’s all i care about.

Seriously! Ours was a couple weeks ago. And, i skipped it. Ours is at work, and there are adult beverages, but, very limited options. But, i’m at work and i still need to drive home thru Chicago rush hour traffic hell (our party is like 2-2 with the idea that you can go home after it), so i’m having one drink only…

Ah fuck, thanks!

I have an isolated network for guests. They get dumped straight to the internet and can’t touch my network. While this is cool, it’s overly complicated when i can just give them the password verbally.

Dammit....we had to submit our self evals LAST week.

Evening so i can wash the day’s filth off me and go to bed nice and fresh. My hair gets dried with one pass of the towel. I do also shave in the shower, but i use a safety razor and it does the job to get me thru the next day.