Oh man, i loved Beakman!! I had a huge crush on his assistant...Josie? OK, maybe i still do a little bit...

I was hoping it was a real grenade to throw at the people i don’t want to survive the apocalypse with.

I was hoping it was a real grenade to throw at the people i don’t want to survive the apocalypse with.

My solution....don’t run, then you can wear whatever you want.

Personally, i sleep with a white noise machine and i sleep SO much better. I’m a light sleeper and every little noise would either prevent me from falling asleep, or, would wake me up.

or just take all your clothes off!

or just take all your clothes off!

What in the fuckkity fuck? They paid more for Yahoo than Di$ney paid for Lucasfilm....aka for STAR WARS?!?!?! Good luck recouping any of that cost. At least Di$ney has already shown they can make a shit pile of money off Star Wars.

Yeah, i’m calling bullshit on this one. It’s not like it’s an urban area where there’s gonna be lots of Pokemon even roaming around, where you could roam blithely around catching them at will. This is in a very rural area where there’s nothing around for MILES. The game doesn’t have that kind of range!

I would totally love to. However, solar panels are still kinda fugly. Plus, the cost.

Jackery?

Jackery?

SD cards....Android FTW!

Yeah, i wasn’t paying attention and started hatching a longer distance egg before a shorter distance one. SUCK! So yeah, i’m ready to cheat to get these damn eggs to hatch.

Yes, science DEMANDS this.

mmmmm butts in the pic....

Especially when shot in portrait, not landscape and they gotta add all that ugly shit around what you shot.

HOLY F! It says i side with Donald Trump!!! That’s a shocker....

If only there were an app to help you find women to have sex with instead....

Kinda fugly tho.....just sayin....

Kinda fugly tho.....just sayin....

YES, THANK YOU! I waste so much buttermilk making pancakes (or waffles) since it only needs just a little bit.

WITCHCRAFT!!

The cat has the look in the picture of.....now, just try to figure out where in here i peed.