Of course, there’s no tax free time here in Illinois because....corruption.

Wow, i’d be happy to support her come erection day. Er, i mean, ELECTION day. ;)

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I really don’t do any exercise (especially running, which is never) in any temperature, and certainly not when it’s hot. I don’t even like to have sex when it’s hot anymore, but, that’s not officially classified as exercise.

Lots of animals (and maybe some kids) poop in my yard.

True. But the ocean seems worser than the land.

Fuck the ocean. Too many things trying to eat your ass or fuck you up (like this).

But will it get me laid?

Oh yeah, i noticed that. But, there are people with zero security on their phones. Morons.

Damn, that’s stupid easy. Love it.

I can totally simplify how women can look good naked.....just take your clothes off. The female form is so mesmerizing, i just can’t get enough of it.

DAMMIT NO LISTING BUT A VIDEO?!?! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about head nod instead of eyebrow flash? That’s what i do. Seems ok...i’m still alive....

HUH!! I’m going to have to try some of the “better” ones now. I’ve always used KY or Astroglide because....advertising.

Take vitamin B1 (thiamin). It’s all natural and simply works. You don’t need to spray anything on, put anything on, treat your yard, sit still, etc etc etc.

Ah, never underestimate the power of the p*ssy!

Site won’t load. Fail.

Thank you, my new BFF!

SIGH....i guess it’s simply too much to ask for a short listing for those of us who have videos blocked at work...

Winter in Florida, or, winter where it’s below zero out?