Um....that’s not grey. I see some blue and yellow in there.

I had an former manager who would take paper and pen to meetings and take copious notes throughout. Of course, he was canned recently for basically not doing his job. So yeah, this did work for him as he always made a good impression....well, at first. We all wish him well in his next job....WalMart Greeter!

Decompressing WHEN i get home? Ha, not happening. Too much kid sh*t going on. More like decompressing when the kids are in bed? Ok, then it’s some porn and rubbing one out, then a hot shower, then a nice tasty adult beverage while watching non-Di$ney channel.

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to cut through PVC pipe is insignificant compared to the power of the Force....of twine.

Nope, i already bought a Fire Stick....and still no Chromecast support.

Especially the part about using sidewalks!!! I really should start a shaming website for people who think sidewalks are for losers. I don’t know how many times i’ve had to swerve around people (day and NIGHT!!) who are in the middle of the car lane while walking, running, pushing a baby in a stroller (more than…

I was gonna say!

Get rid of pets

Yup, i have a set of toiletries always packed. Not for last minute, but, so that i don’t forget anything important.

The only way i could ever enjoy running, would be if there were lots of naked women at the end and lots and lots and lots of sex.

Yeah, i know that some people fake having allergies. That and the whole gluten free movement, just because. But, for those of us with real food allergies/issues...it’s nice that places are recognizing that we like to eat too and don’t want to sit there only with our cup full of ice with a splash of drink in it, while…

I am allergic to wheat this is a big deal. Think about all the stuff that has flour in it that i cannot eat. And then, there’s people’s reactions when i tell them....they look at me like i’ve got a third eye in my forehead. Yeah, like this is something i would really choose to do. So yeah, your response is very…

You know, you really need to put the nut on the bolt BEFORE you cut it. Otherwise, the threads get all horked up and you’ll have a bear of a time getting the nut on.

Yeah..............these aren’t going to help with the humidity we have here in the Midwest. 90+ temps with 90+ humidity. The main function of AC is to remove the humidity, and then to cool the air.

Huh yeah....when did i last get a tetanus booster? I’m thinking, when i went to college. Damn, i’m really overdue!

Sooooooooooooooo.....25 minutes after reading this article, i’ll be back to work?

Typically, these cups are recyclable!

celsius??? the fuck?!!??!?!!!

i don’t know nothing about vitamin D tests....but, taking vitamin D is a must. I have seasonal affective disorder (SAD) and the doctor told me to get a s—t ton more vitamin D (oh, and fish oil). I take 2000 IU’s during the summer and sometimes up it in the winter even. And, no more SAD.

It’s very good to know the price is coming down. However, i want the price to come down even further so that the ROI is in my lifetime. Not to mention, I also want the panels to not make my house look so fugly.