Actually half of all people have an IQ less than the median IQ. Average has no relation to where you are on a dataset. Look at average income vs. median income for a really good demonstration of this.

Just the Inquisition for me thanks.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

I’ll just leave this here...

Women care? Men who aren’t entirely myopic care?

If people want to see a bunch of shaking asses, why don’t they just go to a strip club? When I was at Hyperfest a few years ago there were dancing girls wearing bikini bottoms and just a little paint over their nipples. I’m very much a Free The Nipple guy, but those girls were very clearly poached from the nearby…

Whoa my god is that a solid?

D.B. Pooper

Someone say “Bork?!”

Pedestrian detection system....engaged

The Sheriff is near!!

“Good morning, Jake. Your SmartToilet (tm) let us know that your wife is pregnant. Congratulations! You can find birth control pills on aisle 10!”

Currently, Toyota has no mid-engine platform (well, technically, the GT86 is front-mid, and I think the Hiace vans may be, too) so I’ll be curious to see how that will eventually pan out.

Depreciation really kicked in hard this year.

If only they had some sort of sensor that could measure the mass of air flowing into the engine.

So basically, that light showed you how to get the absolute best and absolute worst fuel economy.

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

Mr. Bimmer, I drove the Porsche. I knew the Porsche. The Porsche was a friend of mine. Mr. Bimmer, you’re no Porsche.