*Someone calls IRS, it turns out they read Jalopnik at the IRS, and the caller gets an audit next year

Mitsubishi maybe? Oh you probaby forgot about it.

How about “mobility impaired” spots?

Just sayin’.

Talk about flipping the community the bird...

Faraday Future

That’s not a collection. Not a proper one, anyway. What it is is much, much darker.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Haitians gonna hait

Problem solved.

A couple of thoughts.

On the track day insurance thing, I wouldn’t say you absolutely should get it. But it’s not a bad idea. It depends on your situation (see my response to @Decay buys too many beaters)

You also don’t need to have driving shoes for a track day. Worn out all chucks are fine, just make sure your sole…

Stolen valor. It’s a weird thing, wherever it happens.

911/GTR... Mine is in a state of quantum indeterminacy. I never know which it will be until I look in the garage and collapse the waveform. Sometimes I’ve had to close and reopen the door a few times before the waveform collapses as the car I want that particular day. That backfired on me one day when I reopened the…

As a Floridian,

So... If you beat somebody bloody with a dildo, can you try to have the case dismissed because it’s such a ridiculous proposition that a big rubber phallus could cause such damage?

Only up to 128 bees? What a shit feature. In a world of 64-bit processing, they only saw fit to give the bee swarm 7-bit depth? I appreciate the fact that they used the eigth bit for error-correction, but come on. Would it kill them to at least use a 16-bit die?

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

I don’t think this is what they meant when they said they’d monitor track conditions very closely.

If I saw this in a movie I’d immediately think to myself “Bullshit. That can’t happen.”

Fact: NA motors suffer from infinite turbo lag.