The black ninja is real.

Wow... that’s not even trying. That’s just straight up robbery. What the absolute fuck...

I KNEW you’d be the one to cover this story, LOL. $85K is less than what i’m doing now, and not THAT great in Japan, but goddammit, I’m thinking about it... Black Ninjas exist!

Now,I’m usually all for professionalism but Becky would have to catch me tf outside.

Th crotch literally looks like an gaping ax wound. 

There’s a distinct hint of #LuLaRoeFail to it, isn’t there?

They’re trolling. This is trolling. This is the police version of one of those 6ix9ine videos. They aren’t hot shit detectives because they caught a couple of drug addicts who pretty much threw themselves into their laps. You guys didn’t capture Hannibal Lecter, Florida PD, settle down.

Everyone in this photo does drug...100%

Me, looking at that crotch design for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 18th time:

“I don’t see the similarity”

If the suspects were black there’d be no pictures, because the cops would have already turned off their body cameras.

Some “Kyvanka” levels of theft here.

At least the Duke Boys had much respect (and fear) for Sheriff “Big” Ed Little of Choctaw County...there’s that. I reckon. 

Is she on the fucking highway? Omg.

The moment when you realize that the reason there were no POC on “The Dukes of Hazzard” is because, in all likelihood, Deputy Roscoe P. Coltrane would shoot any minority suspect dead.

I literally came here to say that this was like the Reno Sheriff’s Department idolizing Fast Eddie McClintock.

Probably smells like sweaty Axe body spray and Victoria Secret perfume mixed with Pantene hair gel in there......I’ll pass.

I was watching this like people watch NASCAR: Waiting for the wreck.

So...Charleston, SC has a “whites-only” nightclub to which i say(again) “So?”