*Bundle free*

Well if we take some of his lyrics as evidence (“trying to turn my baby mama to my fiance”, “We should be some grown ups, You won’t be alone any longer, We’d be so much stronger”) it would appear Chance has been trying to make this happen for a minute and the hold up was more on his fiance not knowing if he was ready…

I’m sorry, but they gave that baby a pirate name🤣

Families with four kids in one car driving back from south Georgia to North Carolina who just want a little time and space to unwind.

Sandwich artiste 

Who spends an hour in a subway?

THEY PAID FOR THEIR FOOD.

Administrative leave...from Subway?  

The only crime committed by that black family was going to Subway’s. Yeah, right Subway has a administrative leave policy. “Um, Jan, we have to take away one of your rankings and bust you down to condiment prep. I’m sorry, Jan, but you can’t go around accusing black people of trying to rob our store of our valuable…

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

Sweet jesus. I have one job and one child, could not be bothered to get my MBA, and I can barely muster the energy to make pointless comments on the internet. She is truly an inspiration. To someone. I hope. I need a drink.

Can we make this an annual weekly event?

or the US Senate. Then she wouldn’t have to campaign so often.

Can we talk for a moment about how Janelle Bynum has a Bachelor’s in Electrical Engineering, an MBA from Michigan, runs four restaurants as a small business owner, and has four children? She won her seat because she campaigns on a positive message of funding education, supporting small business, and fairness for all…

I doubt it. She probably hid when the doorbell rang because burglars always ring the doorbell first. And she doesn’t know shit about who she’s voting for. She just checks their political affiliation. 

Meanwhile, these same self-appointed neighborhood watch losers continue to get robbed blind by people they know. If there’s one characteristic that I would appoint to practically all white people is the inability to do proper risk assessment.

$5 says the bitch that called the cops knew EXAXTLY who she was because she voted for the person she defeated

Cops don’t want the police brutality to stop, they just want people to stop complaining about the brutality.

If the cops want better relationships with the community, it’s on them to do something about it. Complaining about books that discuss police brutality is not the path forward, especially since I would bet that most of these kids are already aware of police violence against people of color. These books will not be…

You’d think that getting kids to read would be a good thing. Occupies their time to do something, gasp, productive.