Hey! I have... I mean he has reformed!

I kept reading Vmotion as “Vomit-On” which is a bad name for a good looking car.

Also why am I back in the grey? I don’t understand this horrible purgatory I seem to be thrown into seemingly at random. Thanks!

Looking at used BRZs and FS-Rs it seems like the Subarus are going for $1.5k more than the Toyotas. That’s just got to be because of badging, right? I can’t imagine any tangible difference between the two.

I think an actual ham may be next.

What the hell are you trying to say?

#7 “Mexico” Falcons Jersey

Can I get ungreyed? Seems like every other day I end up back in Kinja Purgatory.

It’s exactly here from the still: https://www.google.com/maps/place/29%C2%B036'51.3%22N+95%C2%B015'11.7%22W/@29.614263,-95.256764,16.44z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d29.614254!4d-95.253242

Wait, you’re only 25? Or did you spend time in some weird religious cult where you weren’t allowed to ride in cars. That would actually explain a lot....

I never understand which parts of Jalopnik/Deadspin/etc I’m grey on. Makes no sense. Release me!

UPDATE: Samsung-Ferrari Propose Partnership

Any idea what the DeMuro warranty would run for that car?

The enjoyment watching this project (from afar) will bring me is easily worth $20. Count me in.

Drew, I bought your books because I like your writing and Gawker probably pays you in expired coupons. The Hike is one of the strangest things I have ever read in terms of story arc. That is all.

So almost killing me cause you have to respond “LOL!” to your girlfriend is as anti social as me asking people to not demolish me with their 8000 lb SUV? Got it. Maybe I’ll look like a cool Han Solo in carbonite when I get driven into the asphalt at 50 miles an hour, so I got that to look forward to.

Edgy!

Also can I get ungreyed? I had a COTD before!

I have and will continue to do this when it’s safe to do so. People could kill me on my motorcycle because they aren’t paying attention and I feel I’m well within my rights to tell them to knock it off and or report them to the police even if it makes them feel “a bit unnervy.”