The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Jesus christ dude, just admit you were wrong and move on.

Okay, let's break this down. The story above is what's called "aggregation," meaning Deadspin is not reporting the story, but summarizing/commenting on the reporting of others.

You know War Machine was cut by UFC back in 2008, right?

Huh? Ok so the author, Kevin Draper, has literally no idea.

is a story that on some level Marshall should want told

Whoa, how small do the rest of us look from up there on your high horse, dude?

It was obviously either approved/written by a lawyer, but I find it refreshing what he said. He spoke his truth. His actions were not ok. But he told the truth and gave his reasons. He shouldn't be mocked for this part of what he did.

And though the lyrics were edited, Kuharsky can now count himself among the brigade of handwringing, oldish white men who believe that rap music has no place in sports.

So! You are saying that a song that says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night"that is referring to actually beating the shit out of a woman is not ok, but a song says "Hit it with the left / Hit it with the right / I'ma knock the pussy out like fight night" that is…

Last week: "Old, white men need to be more proactive about ending this culture of enabling violence and mistreatment of women! Someone needs to take responsibility!"

Doesn't* matter who you are, that's not how you grammar.

The collection of blood specimens is prohibited on game days.

Is 35 ng/ml a lot? A little? Is that smoking a joint right before taking a piss test? These numbers are killing me

Because no ones actually going to do that. We're just going to be angry about it until Sunday.

a lot of stuff you heard but haven't tried. Play it, if it's not your cup of tea then it's not for you. I personally love it, it's really great. Sure it has some issues or features that I feel they messed up by leaving out, but it's still a blast to play. Just don't judge it until you give it a chance. That's true…

From everything I have heard so far, this game is a big letdown.

I feel like BIG SALT is behind this smear campaign.

I don't think Fridays quality has necessarily gotten worse.

Until I read the article and saw that the image was a PowerPoint slide I was sure that I was looking at a screencap of a GeoCities website from 1998.