Nope, you're just being silly, too.

You may be decades past that mode of life, but you didn't actually mature. Weird.

Thank goodness you don't work for Arby's.

We're sure this is better than Sterling, right?

Why are people afraid to type the word nigger if that is what they thought he said? You typed fuck and bitch right before that.

Maybe we can create a support ribbon to award you and you can add it to the car.

There's nothing worse than people who reflexively think their opinion is always right.

I don't see anything unfortunate about him being disregarded because of auto tune. Tons of boys can sing, if he's the dumbfuck who got auto tune popular then he deserves it.

This is child abuse and the fact that Deadspin finds this humorous while crucifying Adrian Peterson is disgusting.

My wife stuck it out until the end, I couldn't do it. It had a good start, but I don't think the writers had any idea where they were taking the story.

So Cappuccino is too extreme for Americans to handle, but Wasabi Ginger is just a normal, run-of-the-mill flavor?

Let's wait until all the facts come out on this one. He proclaimed his innocence before he was apprehended. No doubt the suicide was brought on by despair of being wrongly charged and incarcerated. I got a funny feeling about this one.

How 'bout dem Cowboys?

Don't forget the part where he says "what likely happened here is..."

Pretty sure Early 90s Douchebag Hair would've looked like Luke Perry and Jason Priestley. This is pretty current dbag hair, imdbho (in my dbag hair opinion)

Yeah. No way .04 would affect someone that bad. Now mix a little MJ in there and it makes more sense. Over 21 and he would've fine.

.04 and he couldn't pass multiple tests? lightweight

It's Deadspin, that's what they do. Do something wrong, be punished forever!

Pretty sure in a lot of legal cases intent does matter.

A parent/child dynamic cannot be compared to any other relationship between two people. Or do you think sending a child to their room is a form of unlawful imprisonment?