They are bad on purpose so people click and comment. $$$$

I wouldn't say he beat the shit out of anyone. He knocked her out. I also figured she was just terrified of losing his money. Zero tolerance doesn't work. If one person is falsely convicted of assault they are gone?

I haven't seen the video from inside the elevator. Has it been released publicly? I just have a problem with the fact this happens in the NFL all the time and for all we know other instances have been much worse, but this one was on tape so he should be punished more?

I've yet to see anyone suggest what the appropriate number of games would have been. I agree that 2 seems too short, but would 4 appease everyone? 6? 8?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this has to do with his knee issues that he has been dealing with in the last month. Additionally, I'm going to guess the translator is not on the mat so she can, you know, be closer to Ronaldo so he can hear and understand her. What a dumb post.

1. He could hotbox in his driveway.

They're prizes.

what you will

At least he started out strong, unlike this wall o' text.

Since it's Madden a "BAM!" or "BOOM!" would be more appropriate.

The console will still work even if the exterior is modeled after a crappy game.

1. Smoke weed at your house.

This comment deserves some love. Everyone else is doing lame jokes about his inability to throw or just dumb shit that makes no sense.

Dude, bro.

Maybe next time embed a video so we really understand how little you care.

I don't understand why you made this post. In the amount of time you took to write it you could have started writing a book. You could have written a letter to your senator. You could have texted mom and told her you loved her.

So, you're in awe of dat honor?

Comprehend the entire article, then read progame13's comment. Try to understand.

Greatest comment evar.

She looks more like Rebecca Gayheart during her noxema days.