Because commenting on WWE on Deadspin is a super adult thing to do.

Aren't all accidents avoidable?

How I yearn for those days.

I knew it, I'm your father! I'll take you to Disney World this weekend. Maybe we can have hot dogs.

How sure are you, though? Maybe you could express it in terms of a percentage, that is all I understand.

Maybe it's a regional thing, but I always thought of it as belly itcher.

Exactly. Why give this guy any attention?

I saw a UMADBRO vanity license plate a few weeks ago, I wanted to force the driver into a ditch.

You're gonna have to delete some porn.

Maybe you should've gone with another word besides suck.

Most likely they will have mountains that are too steep to climb.

Especially when they are looking at the water from the top of the cliff.

Unfortunately the Pacers already started the boycott.

I think putting all jokes aside was a joke.

It was all a misunderstanding, Roger. So glad it's Oveur now.

Yeah, one of the fine chaps appears to be wearing shinguards. These guys are the reserves, the starters have bazookas.

This would be a good funbag question.

Half a minute? More like 35 seconds. Nice journalism Deadspin.

Maybe estela do mundo, or something similar? I'm sure you didn't actually want an answer, though.

This affects the story how?