These guys need advisors who will tell them to cut back on the amount of projects they get involved in, like how an editor works with an author.

It's only going to be iconic if he actually plays.

Why is this funny?

Sound's fucked up on the vid.

When will he post the follow up video, trying to convince a 3 year old at 2 in the morning that walking skeletons aren't real?

Three sentences is an article? Wow, that's nuts! I just wrote an article!

Somebody has to write the "articles". Where else can we go to find out if ESPN made a typo?

Ron Washington was not killed by the national media. He was not flogged by the commissioner. He was not fired. He is black.

While the way the commenter informed the author of his mistake was rude, if this would have been on ESPN Deadspin would've made a post about it.

I think that was the joke. The new system even broke those!

Jesus Christ

The "not yet" is a complete cop out. It's not an MMO, no new content is incoming. The reviewer is just afraid to say "no" because he likes South Park. Every game that is "no" could be labeled as a not yet if you anticipate a patch or some DLC. Weak job.

How to use a payphone for emergencies:

After seeing the Bucs helmet the Browns are adding a large, white flag to their helmet.

Did you know that sometimes people just need to get glasses?

I hear Steve likes elking a ton.

I'm confused. Did you just plagiarize this article in the comments? Weird. Or was this just a Cliffs notes version?

I heard those kids gave Sandusky a high five first.

How is that worse?

While I find the screencaps and "joke" to be not that funny, implying that the writer was saying they were racist is off. I believe he was simply stating that they are not black and don't know black history.