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You know what’s nice about this episode? When Nina tells someone that the camera can reverse time...everyone believes her! It’s a bit of meta short hand - we already know this to be true, and explaining it the other characters is an exercise in frustration or redundancy - but it just moved the story along to the good

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Eternal Darkness x1000. The sanity effects are so terrifying because you think that the game somehow is controlling your console or TV. 

Artwork for that issue was absolutely beautiful. 

Feel like every part of this story has been contrived to get to this joke.

The problem with RDO is that RDR2 conditioned us for slow. Everything you do in the game is designed to slow you down and behave like a real cowboy in 1899. Shave, skin animals, limited fast travel, looting animations...all of this was built to create an immersive experience - and it worked! RDR2 is a fabulous single

Why is his unique name relevant to the story? 

I dunno. After school, I’ve raised my hand at the dinner table to ask a question, then caught myself. He is with his team and if he was trying to get the attention of the photographer, with teammates (and there are some teammates that look mid shout in the picture) then maybe it tracks. The blackface photo is hours of

Actually, if I were PETA, I’d let this one go. Hunting is accurately depicted in this game, with all it’s honest, gruesome moments. The first time I had to skin an animal I had killed, I was shocked and a little disgusted by the animation. PETA wants that visceral reaction to hit home the horrors of killing animals

And just so that we’re clear, the organist instantly played “I Could Have Danced All Night,” from My Fair Lady. Old school, but cool. 

This is correct. Adult Swim hires lots of artists to make these bumpers with different takes on their popular shows. I’m about 98% sure that Roiland and Harmon didn’t even know this was being made, let alone had a hand in it’s creation or direction. 

Not. At. All. 

And Foghorn Leghorn running around calling everyone “boy,” in a deep southern accent probably needs a bit of a refit as well.

How do we feel about not using the derogatory phrase “Irish Twin?”

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I really hope that this $42k video game sale is somehow related to the next story in the feed about the guy who got $41k in plastic surgery to like a final fantasy character.

This is such a weird series. It’s sponsored by Gillette, right? It seems like they (Gillette) didn’t have permission to show footage from the actual games unless it was real world incidental, over the shoulder stuff, for only a few seconds. So as a result, we get a lot of, “This team played like this, so we did that,”

They should abolish force outs. All base runners should be tagged out. And there needs to be a large circle around each base that each runner is allowed to use to try to get to the base, like some reverse sumo wrestling pit.

This was the best moment of the whole thing.

This is a TOS phaser. Clearly the entire article is flawed.