Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

I’m starring all their comments just because they made you mad 

Or-

Hey you should probably hit the “Dismiss” button on galdarn’s comment as he’s clearly a troll.

Nobody’s offended, the problem is that this shouldn’t be difficult to explain to the public that the movie is at worst a pretentious knock-off of King of Comedy with comic book window dressing and not the incel equivalent to Birth of a Nation as he claims.

Yeah, but no.

What, you mean it ISN’T a huge trap, out to get everyone and ruin society and kill comedy and boners for everyone, everywhere for all eternity???

It’s just about respecting people and making people feel safe and welcomed?

Wow! Well I’ll be consarned!

The issue is not whether something is offensive, but whether something is funny. What’s funny is constantly changing—it used to be that you could go for lowbrow racist/sexist shtick and get reliable audiences, but that’s not true nowadays, or at least not to the same extent. Great comedians adapt; the people…

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

Stopped reading at the name so I could come to the comments. This name has slaves. Right now. In 2019. 200 slaves.

Misogyny.  The word you’re looking for is misogyny.

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

but it’s clear that I must have been doing something. As I’ve said before, I feel terrible that anyone came away from an interaction with me feeling bad.

“Yeah but something something GOP plot something something that goddamn opportunist Gillibrand something something not a big deal something something we handed them a victory on this, etc. etc. etc.”

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

But, uh... why would I want water anywhere near Gizmo? Do you want gremlins? ‘Cause that’s how you get gremlins!

Donald Trump is a pathological liar.