Deadly Premonition: Arby's 

They might as well, it isn't like they spend any time making decent food. Which I guess puts them pretty much on par with KFC. 

The reason you don’t see an industry of women accusing extorting professional athletes is because it doesn’t exist. 

You don’t actually have to say anything

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

Except the headline read “Lawsuit: Antonio Brown Raped Former Trainer” so clearly it stated the allegation made in the lawsuit and was not concluding the truth of anything. I mean, it’s embedded in this article, at least try harder with the bad faith arguments.

I believe in due process and letting the justice system work! That’s why I can already confidently say this woman is a fucking liar, case closed!

Because it’s about black people suggesting things that could affect white people a little bit, so she feels compelled to virtue signal to her white supremacist fanbase. Also, I believe a lot of redhats are still triggered by the mere mention of Jemele Hill after the last time she tried to ruin their SPORTZ! with (the…

I can’t tell if this is sincere or spot-on satire. I hate the internet of today.

This is a really long article for a very simple premise.  All you had to say to the question “How did white nationalists infiltrate conservative media?” was say “Through the front door,” or perhaps “Via invitation to do so.”

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

You know, when it comes to Firefly I never quite got why it’s held in such high regard. I watched it and I enjoyed it for what it was but it struck me as kinda uneven at best. Most of the episodes were okay, some were good and some weren’t that great. Basically it was a normal first season for a Whedon show - Buffy…

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Is that one fella with afro and the disrespectful attitude towards ‘Merica still available?

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

People think I'm crazy for saying this, but some of the most devoted conservationists I've known are good old boy hick country hunters.  They get it, and just want someone to relate to them. Farmers are pragmatic if nothing else, and would be responsive to some real talk that isn't condescending point earning…

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.