They’re not your guy, friend.

Rogie Vachon deserves his own entry, but I’ll still join him with Marcel Dionne.

Stan “The Steamboat” Smyl

Sure, but does he have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

These takedowns are my favorite part of this site. Not (just) kissing ass. Keep on keeping on.

This week is right up the strike zone of things upon which we consider ourselves expert here at the EBDBBnB, namely terrible jerseys.

JUST WHAT ALBERT HIMSELF WOULD SAY!!!

I just repeatedly unstarred this post so I could re-star it, because it is important and should receive all the stars. I regret that I have but one star to give to this post.

Our long national nightmare is ended.

/thread

It’s terrifying to know that there’s a more incompetent orange-skinned ginger than the Ginger Hammer.

Sports tie-in: Oscar Wilde sued the Marquis of Queensbury for libel for saying that Wilde was gay. The result of this trial was Wilde admitting under oath that he was gay which, at the time, was a criminal offense. So he went to jail.

They couldn’t put two and two together though because, you know, concussions.

Ryan O’Reilly from Oz has a better chance and he killed a guy with a free weight.

My company used to be in a building that had one other tenant. That tenant’s employees would ride the elevator one floor. We put up signs in the elevator “New Wellness Initiative: going one floor? Try the stairs!” and put their company logo on it. Oh, the bitching we heard...

Seattleite here. Redmond is where you move when you think there’s too much diversity in Bellevue and Kirkland.

I have been known to go to Costco and eat a goddamn bag of these and, when my wife sees me downstairs covered in crumbs and shame, to cry “THEY’RE A VEGETABLE!” #SomehowNotDivorced

Isn’t that last email basically the plot of Date Night? I think the only acceptable response would have been to try to kill them, or make the wife impersonate a stripper.

Lawyer here. Don’t worry about her ability to afford her apartment because if she’s really working as a new paralegal she’ll never have time to go home and see it. (And this isn’t smugness talking; same deal for us.)

I’ve long wished that Deadspin would learn the difference between Rugby Union and Rugby League. Union is the sport about which that quote was made. League is terrible; like a hybrid of the worst parts of football and rugby with a side dose of clowns.