Remo Williams would drop the coffee. Chiun/Joel Grey in yellowface would catch it and make some terrible joke about how coffee in North Korea is stronger than the tap water Remo drinks. Then Remo would touch a girl on her kneecap and she would have 85 orgasms.

I have no other meaningful life skills, but I am the BOMB at choosing dogs.

Damn! I thought I was the only one!

I’m never gonna get out of the greys but I will take my victories where they come.

Your victory is being out of the greys. Mine is Fantasy Puppy Bowl.

I created an account today for this. I don’t care how long I’ll be stuck in the greys. Because I am the g*ddamn king of Fantasy Puppy Bowl. 56 points, baby!