What a baby that guy is for acting offended that another grown man he’s probably been screaming at all night would say the word “fuck” to him. As a proud heckler of visiting athletes that is the ultimate prize when a rival player responds out of frustration.

Really? That was enough to cost him $25K? He didn’t even raise his voice.

It’ll be really fun this summer when Cubes starts tweeting about how well his personal courtship of free agent Kevin Durant is going...right before Durant signs someplace else.

Man I loved their Villanueva response. Westbrook is cracking you up talking about how he has to get prepared to sit the pine all season then KD comes in, with no joy in his voice, to twist the dagger. Bravo. I am loving the heel turn Westbrook and Nice guy aka the Servant have taken.

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

Make your free throws, problem solved.

I know it’s customary, but maybe Deandre would benefit from his teammates not slapping hands (low fives?) after every miss. Maybe then he’d realize that shit isn’t acceptable.

Nice.

♫ Trump and Brady, sitting in a tree. ♫

Not knowing these tips (and the science behind them) is not dumb. I doubt many people do know the real ins and outs of it all. And why wouldn’t someone who is inexperienced with this want to research it so they know what they’re up against? That makes no sense. You are looking at this purely from your own personal…

My brain also hates when I show up to a buddy’s bachelor party but it’s at his fiance’s parents’ house and his little sister and hi fiance and all his fiance’s dumb friends are there, then we play phone games and watch baseball on TV. My brain gets even angrier the next day when it’s wondering why we’re picking fruits…

If you go to bed drunk enough, your brain doesn’t care what bed/couch/trashpile you’re sleeping on

On the other hand my penis fucking loves it.

Pretty simple math. .15% of $53,000 = $80.

I’m guessing that you point out the .15% to imply that’s a niggling amount for a professional athlete? But it would be equivalent to the wife of an average US household making her husband put $80 into the swear jar. I've never had to put in more than $5.

Doubt you’d be okay with your 15-year-old getting a tattoo. All the reasons why are the problems it indicates. In general kids who are “doing the right thing and going somewhere” don’t have tattoos in 9-10th grade.

“Deputies went to the home of Kristine Hayes, Miller’s grandmother, who had legal guardianship of the teen, on the morning of March 31. Upon hearing what had happened, Hayes was “extremely emotional and visibly shaken,” investigative documents say.

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

Idk, the average age of the witnesses is like 17 months. Maybe they could fingerpaint an image of the perp?

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.