It’s weird to me that no one remembers (because it was a huge deal at the time) that the Reds were just aping the Cubs from last year:

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Harden pushed off (so did Jordan in SLC, what are ya gonna do?), but if you’re talking about the out of bounds call they reviewed right at the end of the game, I think it was called correctly.

My god, Dwight even looks soft when he throws the ball at someone.

Worst bukkake ever.

it was in Cincinnati, so he’s just thankful it wasn’t “chili”

Random suit guy flipping the bird too!

Dwight and the Rockets bench looked legitimately mad that they won.

Your urine is orange?

The Twins sure did today:

The Pop artist Prince passed today.

Ever take a Vitamin B supplement?

Yeah, I dunno, webbing always seemed like it was there to catch baseballs with?

No, the announcer is dumb. You aren’t supposed to catch the ball with your palm. Ideally you would catch it in the bottom of the web, between your thumb and index finger.

Wait, am I dumb? I always thought you were supposed to catch it in the webbing. Is this just some league for major leaguers because little leaguers can’t smoke balls?

You have angered the monkey

“Still better than getting gonorrhea at a hooker party.”

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

I don’t have a racist bone in my body, never have.