Arguing with a stray pube is like arguing with a brick wall... You’re goin have a bad time

You’re like herpes for deadspin. You just won’t go away.

♫ Papa’s face tastes like plastic ♫

Mannn he aint’ even Charles Barkley

You swing and miss on just about every post. Somethings bound to hit soon though right? Keep em comin!

I always slam in 2 secs too. My wife isn’t too happy with me either.

“Let Johnny live his life!”

Kevin Love is about to start casually using the word ‘nigga’ and be like “it’s okay I can say that...” Then he’ll use this photo as evidence.

The NFL talks more about dropped balls than a middle school boys locker room

Maybe I’m old fashioned but if I was sexually assaulted, I’d at the very least like to get paid for it

David Stern won’t allow it (I know Adam Silver is commish)

Listen Joey I’m a stray pube I have every right to star all my posts as I clearly am lonely

I go to bed upset every night knowing that there is a man out there named Joey Tallywacker

Is the answer Mike Webster?

This was so unfunny I lost focus and just looked at the gap in his teeth for the rest of the video

30 passes per possession can’t melt steel beams...

no

Not to be a dick but Thomas Davis was not on the Panthers during their last Super Bowl.. Which was in 03-04 season.. Not 2005. You’ll get ‘em next time though

WHAT ARE THOSE!

At that moment Boban Marjanovic knew that Jeremy Evans was the one.