eatyourpizzabones
EatYourPizzaBones
eatyourpizzabones

I’m from Seattle; if I wasn’t Big Crab I’d be banned from the city.

Don’t sleep on the tacos, though. They are surprisingly good for being made of mystery meat and American cheese.

If they don’t invite his orange ass he’ll just throw a campaign rally in Mississippi or some place at the same time and claim he turned down an invite to be with his people instead.

But if Harry really wanted to be petty he’d invite the Obamas and Tiffany.

Did you read the next line? Weinstein had only previously denied the allegations of the only two non-caucasian accusers.

My wife, always tiring of my beer posts on Instagram, keeps on trying to get me to start a Reuben review blog. I’m too fussy, though, and already know the answer to the best Reuben in the state (edit- of Minnesota) (Cecil’s, if anyone cares). I admire their gusto, though.

And by “supposedly,” you mean “actually, this happened.”

Any excuse for dog pictures...

you don’t actually owe a response to anyone online

Don’t ungrey. Do dismiss.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

Ok Bill Cosby.

Fresh avocados and mangoes really are the best things about Hawaii. The variety that I think this monster is, is also 1000x better than haas.

Amazingly, you have managed to exemplify the exact lack of both qualities that I discuss in this article. Not just in your comment here, but in your entire commenting history (yes, I looked before responding). You attack anyone who doesn’t have the same view as you and take the defensive when people challenge you on

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

There was ONE person in the store, sleeping. IF you’re going to do this - try not to get the poor student fired by posting all over social media. or gently wake them. Yes, this was a dereliction of duty - but have some damn compassion. How many jobs do you have?

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

Bulalo, crispy pata, Cebuano lechon, Batangas lomi, Bacolod chicken inasal… and all the desserts, the kakanin and stuff.

I guess I should say something here.