Emergency rations:

The nuclear attack sirens didn’t sound here this morning, which made the alert even more confusing. It was weird. Some got the alert but I didn’t. Not all the tv channels had the alert banner either; usually when alerts go out for flash floods and stuff, it’s on every channel.

All the haters can SHUT IT because Azuki the Hedgehog is a very good round boy and demonstrates that food can indeed (mostly) overcome grumpiness.

Found this at Costco, $11.50 for an 8 pack. It was pretty good! Not too salty with a nice creaminess. Dressed it up with green onion, pickled ginger, some char siu from the supermarket deli, and a shoyu egg. Looked impressive for a super easy dinner.

Please eat your pizza bones* or pizza krampus will come for you.

Moon Pie, is that you? 🤞

I live in Hawaiʻi and honestly, I wish there were more options for USPS when buying online. The other options are super expensive and many internet retailers automatically choose either FedEx or UPS for shipping (or even try to say Hawai‘i is international shipping!) for $$$. Then you have to call and tell them you’re…

Yes! See also: locally grown apple bananas.

Awesome. Thank you! Canʻt wait to make this!

Would you be willing to share the recipe you use? Iʻve had *such* a craving for lasagna for a long time.

Omg my weaknesses are bud bud and cascaron.

Honestly I think it was ouzo that got me into licorice instead of the other way around.

Authentic dad outfit right out of dad’s closet! (Shhh don’t tell dad the dog is wearing his clothes)

What a great “yeah and what” face! That dog is not sorry for sitting on the other dog’s head.

Booster’s secret powers include dad jokes, lots of them.

I may not know this dog’s name but I do know I want to party with him/her.

Dog pile!

I feel for you, Queezon, but I’m not going to get whatever that is on the shelf down for you!

“Hello. Yes, this is dog.”

I LOVE Rika. Her unbelievably chill demeanor in the kitchen is the best.