Thank you, that’s been annoying me as well. Everyone keeps saying something along those lines, and it’s obvious they’re conflating the original Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and maybe even later Raimi like Drag Me to Hell. The first isn’t funny at all, not even in a super dark way. Or maybe someone…

I actually made a quiche very similar to that back when I was a broke grad student. Quiche was a weekly thing. Keeping a freezer stocked with puff pastry and a couple dozen eggs in the fridge was very cheap, same with canned foods and frozen vegetables. Improvise a quiche with whatever is around, it was never straight…

That sandwich looks absolutely anemic, and like it was cooked in a George Foreman grill. 

It’s a noble metal, so it doesn’t taste like anything. But that also means that it will pass through your system intact, so if you eat enough, you’ll have a gold poop. The idea of this excites me much more than someone seeing me eat it.

Same! There’s a drawer in my kitchen that is devoted to mostly ramen powder packets and dozens of Taco Bell hot sauce packets. It’s one of my favorite drawers.

I used to work with a lot of Mormons and they sort of fell into two groups: one believed “well, we can’t drink coffee or tea, that obviously means no caffeine” and the other thought “well, we can’t drink coffee or tea, but the book says nothing about not drinking Red Bull.”

I just don’t understand people like this. Trans people aren’t bothering you, they aren’t molesting kids, just let them live their lives for fuck’s sake.

I’m from Maine, where I think we have whoopie pies as the “state treat” and nothing else. I’d like to think it’s because our legislature is doing more important things, but I think part of it is because after lobster rolls and blueberries, we end up with things that the rest of the country would find gross and/or has…

Doesn’t necessarily mean this isn’t true, but always be wary of meta-analyses like this one. Ones carried out as the JAMA one was, I generally am pretty skeptical of. If you’re interested in why, this is a pretty good rundown: https://datacolada.org/104

He went to a seminary, I’m surprised that his defense isn’t that it was communion wine and he was just administering rites.

I’ll sign that petition!

Dammit! April 19th is my birthday, and I HATE bananas.

Hey, we are doing something about this: thoughts and prayers, and it’s obviously working.

“...whether this is an appropriate use of public funds.” Fuck right off. $50 to prevent an unwanted pregnancy vs. the paying much more for food and income assistance when someone who can’t afford a child is forced to have one. Which is “more appropriate?”

I’m a fan of Sean Brock’s recipe. It has some cream cheese, but any flattening is nicely offset by the addition of a vinegar based hot sauce and some pickles/pickle brine. I like the idea of adding some blue cheese, I’m going to try mixing some in next time I make it, I can imagine that being really good. https://garde…

Yeah, feeding a kid that much raw fish seems like a great way to give them mercury poisoning.

This doesn’t seem all that odd, really?

The fries in the header picture look pretty undercooked, barely any color.