True, it reminds of (one of many) issues I had with the last two Indiana Jones. Like, God didn’t actually show up, just very heavily implied. Then they go and show the damn aliens...

I haven’t watched this special, and probably wont, but just hearing about it is so disappointing. Years ago, when he was just starting to come out of hiding, he was doing some last minute surprise sets at smaller venues. I’d gotten very unexpectedly fired from my job, I’ve since found out because a superior completely…

“Judge! My name.”

I’ll never be able to read/hear Judge Reinhold without thinking “MOCK TRIAL!”

That headline photo is terrifying.

Sam Rockwell as GWB was the only good part of that movie.

Definitely, when Baldwin is the voice of reason on set, it speaks to some pretty lacking safety standards.

McDonald’s India does a much better job with vegetarian options. McAloo Tikki is pretty solidd.

Bagel sandwiches are dumb, they’re too dense. If it isn’t open faced, all the fillings just squish out the sides.

$50 for one class and $150 for all three. Shocker.

Disqualified as a ketchup advocate, a garbage candy condiment for babies.

Also

Lake of Fire, On a Plain, Man Who Sold The World, WhereDid You Sleep Last Night? All from the same band, all great and omitted.

Thank you, you nailed it. I grew up in rural Maine, actually not too far off from King’s real life stomping grounds, and I very much related to the book in that way. When I was younger, it was a pretty well-off mill town. Then, the mills closing combined with the beginning of the opioid epidemic - it almost did feel…

I totally get the criticism of him overusing them, he totally does, but James Wan still does some damn good jump scares. Even though it was in the trailers, the clapping game scene from The Conjuring still got me.

They can be good, the problem is most of them are so lazy that if you’ve watched enough horror, you can see them coming a mile away: soundtrack goes silent, 1... 2... LOUD NOISE, SOMETHING JUMPS OUT. That’s why I really appreciated the It Follows one from above, it’s almost a sort of reverse jump scare. It really…

Ugh, this just made me think of this emo band at my high school that called themselves “Late Nights and Knife Fights”. Guys, we live in a small rural town with basically no crime, especially violent crime. Nate (the “singer”), your dad is the civics teacher here and I know from your brother that you have a strict…

He always reminded me of this line:

To this day, in my close friend group, when we’re trying to get moving, someone will say “ so we jigglin’ or...?”

If I was an huge tool, I’d totally write a longform essay on American consumerism through the lens of the chicken bake, for Slate or someplace like that. But, shockingly to many perhaps, I do have better things to do than that.