I used to go occasionally with a coworker who had a membership. We would usually get the chicken bake, because we were broke, shameless, recent college grads and it gave most caloric bang for your buck. It’s basically a very large pizza roll, but filled with chicken, bacon, cheese, and... Caesar dressing, and it cost…

This reminds me of when they came out with My Bloody Valentine 3D and the tagline was “It’s In 4D If You’re Wasted”. They really knew their target audience. And, being in college when that came out, I followed their advice.

I hate the slideshows, but another thing I would really like with lists like this (which will never happen) would be a little note at the bottom of each blurb saying where, if anywhere, we can stream it.

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before. If I have, sorry.

About halfway through the list, I was expecting Cocaine Bear to be the next slide.

No Turkey and Wolf?

I work in lower level academia now, so offices are a bit cramped, meaning I still, from my line cook days, get very annoyed when someone doesn’t say “corner.” 

Just straight confit garlic is all you need. Great garlic, and the most incredible olive oil as a byproduct!

Truly. I still cringe remembering how he guest edited an issue of New Statesman and it was just gibberish about how he’s never voted and other shit that was just nonsense talking points of a college freshman trying to sound edgy.

Fucker thinks he’s Adam Curtis, but he’s much more Joe Rogan.

Times opinion writers do this all the time: “this thing happened to me once and it explains everything” e.g. this or Friedman being like “my cab driver had a smart phone, so the world is flat.”

I mean, it shares a name with a pharma company. Coincidence?

Really, I had no idea that she even had a show, much less rely on it to get through difficult times.

If it wasn’t for Plan B, it’s totally possible I would’ve ended up having a kid with my college girlfriend, which would have been incredibly bad for everyone, especially the kid.

What does he consider a nice restaurant? I’m guessing it’s closer to Sizzler than French Laundry.

I know it wasn’t very popular, but I’m a fan of Clue and the multiple endings. Similarly with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

No Riverdale?

It’s definitely mostly an act. He thinks breaking gives him a sort of “aw, shucks” vibe that’s charming. Really it just ruins whatever he’s in and is annoying as hell.