“Compassionate disruptor”, fuck right the hell off with that.

Thanks, now I have some vomit to clean up.

My dad’s new wife (I’m 31, I think I’m too old to start calling someone a stepmom) is mostly pretty liberal, but over the holidays she brought up the “I have nothing against trans people but it’ll kill female sports” and I just had to leave the room.

So... why did they invite him on in the first place? He seems like the definition of a boring tool, why would anyone want to watch him do anything?

This will sound lame, but cheese plates and chicken liver. The chicken liver toast at Animal in LA was so good, after we ordered it as an appetizer, we ordered another two servings instead of dessert.

I was planning on having an early lunch. Now I’m not sure I’ll be able to eat at all today.

I’m not really a podcast person, since Analyze Phish (RIP Harris) and the occasional how did this get made, but - how does Rogan have such a huge audience? Who cares what he thinks about anything? Is it just one of those things where it’s so mindless that you can put it on in the background while you’re doing the…

I went to college in Chicago, and some of my fondest semi-memories were going to a party, then getting a Maxwell at like 4 am. Usually we’d go to the, now permanently closed, I think, Depot Diner, because it was open late. Usually the move there would be the pork chop sandwich or the Thanksgiving sandwich, but…

The real issue isn’t how vulnerable healthy-ish young people are, it’s about hitting herd immunity. You’re not just getting it for yourself, you’re getting it for everyone.

As if I needed another excuse to cry right now, great.

I love mango pickle, but I’m not sure it would be a good mixer. The garlic from those pickles, or even just the paste, with yogurt, that could be great...

Pkew Pkew Pkew! Try and not feel amped while listening to these guys

Merida is a great city, but I’ve never tried this, I’m interested! And sorry, but any time someone is posting about cochinita pibil, I just have to...

I loved that bit of Ugly Delicious with Steven Yeun where David Choe (probable shitbag, I know) was like “I don’t watch Walking Dead, but word got out that a Korean guy was going to have a sex scene with a white woman on network television, that was a huge deal for us.”

This is so fucking dumb. I’m a guy, and this is one of many things making me ashamed now. I’ve been dying to get a vax. My demographic is finally eligible, but all of the spots near me are always out, so far. I had the ‘rona last August, so hopefully those antibodies are still going strong.

Chapman can’t be his real name, because that’s obviously the guy from Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

Well what if that White Castle is run by antifa???

I actually did the exact same thing a few years ago! I was at my family’s cabin in Maine, loading up the car to take my trash to the transfer station, and noticed my idiot dog was staring down a bear. I yelled a ton, mostly directed at my dog, though the bear probably didn’t know that, smacked it with the trash bag I…

This is the correct take, Culver’s rocks hard.

Whoa now, the later seasons had issues, but the first season of True Detective was great. Partially I say that because I’m a real sucker for tracking shots.