“A bunch of drugs is not going to solve the problem.”

In that video, those idiots start chanting “fuck antifa.” For one, antifa and BLM are two distinct things. Often on the same side, but not the same. For two, you fuckheads are proudly chanting about your support of fascism. I just fucking can’t with these morons.

Hot and sweet, dipped. Cheddar sauce sometimes, but mozz is the worst. Damn I miss Chicago.

I honestly thought that this was a parody when I first saw it. The freaking glamour shot they open with, come on...

Last year was my best year. A friend from high school invited me as her plus one to a party that a friend of hers was throwing. It was at his new house, which is in the middle of ass nowhere, and was designed by an apprentice of Frank Lloyd Wright, so it’s a pretty wild house. On top of that, pretty much everyone at…

That’s what I assumed as well, but I saw an article quoting him as saying something like he “wanted people to believe that they had been vaccinated when they left.” If he doesn’t believe in covid, and doesn’t think that the vaccine is actively harmful, the only reason to go through the trouble to tank the vaccine (he…

I grew up in Maine, this is a thing there too. I live in Minnesota now, but a friend from high school is a lobsterman, and he sent me part of his catch as a Christmas present this year. It was everything this landlocked quarantine stomach needed.

It’s not fetch, that’s for sure.

They absolutely don’t. A few years ago I went into Syria with a journalist friend who was covering refugee camps at the Turkish border. When I got back I never even bothered trying to describe it to people, because unless you’ve seen something like that first hand, you just don’t know. You think you know, I thought I…

How has this not been an episode of Drunk History?

“Trump was in the middle of formally drafting his demand for the larger payments...”

It did, but I honestly don’t know how a show with such a stacked cast could be so... meh.

That’s a great slogan. I hated being a House Captain in actual Scav. I got House Captain, and hell no.

I did undergrad at U of C. A couple of things: 1) Scav is a cooler tradition 2) the better unofficial motto is “Where The Only Thing That Goes Down On You Is Your GPA.”

Tony Hawk shaped adolescent-me’s music tastes to this day.

Even my dad would only use kiddo as an insult.

I was one of those idiots who bought into it after watching Honeyboy. Yeah, there’s no coming back from this.

*Looks at back of note*

I can’t believe David Fincher left that out of his movie. Must be in the director’s cut.

It doesn’t say that he isn’t Ted Cruz...