I mean deadspin can’t get off Kaep’s dick fast enough so it’s a fair question. The coverage you guys are wasting on him is annoying. Y’all have better sports topics to cover than a has been “competing” with Cutler for a job. Hell throw in Romo and make it interesting.

When (if) Kaep gets signed, will deadspin staff hold a collective circle jerk? Will Magary broadcast the sounds on his radio show? Do tell!

One of the fog lights is already burned out?

Calm your fucking tits, dude. This isn’t the Berlin Wall falling. They just announced an actor on a TV show.

I don’t care about his porn habits, but he sounds like an illiterate moron in that “stament” he posted on Facebook. How is someone that can’t even type in coherent sentences a Rep for anyone?

While it was a good episode overall, I spent most of it rolling my eyes given that so much was just a liberal’s wet nightmare. From Mexican Jesus and the peacekeeper firing line (something that has NEVER happened, btw) to a town full of gun worshipping puritans and an Odin Quincanon-channeling Vulcan, it was just…

This will sound like blasphemy, but...my wife has an f31 (automatic and all), and I have an f30 340i 6-speed. I enjoy rowing my gears, sure, but I have to admit the 8 speed in the wagon is FANTASTIC. It’s the opposite of “slushbox”. Shifts are telepathic in auto mode, in manual mode they are crisp and quick,…

Torch, as someone who holds a degree in literature and composition, I want to applaud you for this:

Glad you write stuff like this. I know people always think of leases very simple mindedly and you’ll get flamed for stuff like this, but realistically, leases can be fantastic if you use them properly. One thing I will say is that this is spot on in terms of a vehicle with high residual and high markdowns along with a…

Yes, very helpful advice for the millions of people who lease and will continue to do so. Telling people not to lease is like telling people not to have sex. It’s going to happen, people are going to do it. It’s my job to make sure they have the most information possible to they get the best deal they can.

I feel like you know very little about anarchism.

Ehhh, the people I see burning shit down these days are decidedly left of center their, freindo.

Anyone else remember when this page was for tech and not annoying political issues that NON OF US OUTSIDE OF THE US GIVE TWO RATS BUTTS ABOUT? God enough already. Can we get back to ANYTHING ELSE please.

This can only be a good thing for me. I had barely heard of this show before my kids started watching it a few weeks ago, and I have to say I find nothing about the show endearing. The animation is dreadful, the kids are only slightly less awful to listen to than Caillou, and the teacher is constantly putting the…

Shaka, when the walls fell.

“Who knows what he can accomplish in the next four years if he puts his little mind to it!”

In a world where they can literally see the explosion of a planet lightyears away in real time...distance is a fluid concept... or JJ Abrams honestly doesn’t know how big space is.......

What about elderly riders who can no longer hold a motor cycle upright?

Julian Assange might be a useful idiot if the U.S. government is to be believed.