I mean deadspin can’t get off Kaep’s dick fast enough so it’s a fair question. The coverage you guys are wasting on him is annoying. Y’all have better sports topics to cover than a has been “competing” with Cutler for a job. Hell throw in Romo and make it interesting.

When (if) Kaep gets signed, will deadspin staff hold a collective circle jerk? Will Magary broadcast the sounds on his radio show? Do tell!

One of the fog lights is already burned out?

This will sound like blasphemy, but...my wife has an f31 (automatic and all), and I have an f30 340i 6-speed. I enjoy rowing my gears, sure, but I have to admit the 8 speed in the wagon is FANTASTIC. It’s the opposite of “slushbox”. Shifts are telepathic in auto mode, in manual mode they are crisp and quick,…

Torch, as someone who holds a degree in literature and composition, I want to applaud you for this:

Glad you write stuff like this. I know people always think of leases very simple mindedly and you’ll get flamed for stuff like this, but realistically, leases can be fantastic if you use them properly. One thing I will say is that this is spot on in terms of a vehicle with high residual and high markdowns along with a…

Yes, very helpful advice for the millions of people who lease and will continue to do so. Telling people not to lease is like telling people not to have sex. It’s going to happen, people are going to do it. It’s my job to make sure they have the most information possible to they get the best deal they can.

Anti-union, I think.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

I made Drew Magary choose writing

The big deal is that the US government won’t even trust its own citizens with more than $10K in cash but we airlifted $400M to a country that we know funds our enemies. Who gives a shit why the money was transferred; it shouldn’t have been cash, it shouldn’t have been foreign currencies, and it shouldn’t have been…

It’s my understanding that foreign currency was used because one of our sanctions prohibits the use of American currency in any transactions with Iran.

Yeah, for fucks’ sake. This was a ransom. We paid $400M up front in cash for a hostage ransom. That’s why people are shitting on Obama.

Please stick to car blogging. We all know which way Gawker staff leans and anything that even barely paints your Dear Leader in the wrong light will be disputed by you. Thanks.

This is a brave hill to die on on the day a Muslim refugee slashes up a bunch of people on a German train, a few days after a Muslim runs over dozens of French, shortly after a Muslim kills a bunch of homosexuals in a night club.

Yea but the bloody sock is kind of a legend at this point. Personally I think ESPN did it on purpose to make sure there’s as much coverage on them as possible

You literally made the opposite point in your original story when you said that they could have chosen other parts to edit out but they couldn’t be blamed for choosing Schilling given the recent embarrassment. Which is it?

The weird thing is that they didn’t edit the program directly following the game which was another 30 for 30 doc.

Like he said, then you’re incredibly naive.

I’m a lifelong progressive, I know damn well that Curt Schilling is a halfwit bigot, and I was quite pleased when he finally got canned. I’ve always like your work, and for what it’s worth, I’m a USF alum too. But your take on this seems remarkably naive.

Sure, programs are edited for length all the time, but you can’t…