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I (sadly) dated a guy in middle school who decided to call someone a f*g. Sadly instead of dumping him, I tried filling him in on why he shouldn’t use that word and asked him not to ever again. So he dumped me.

I’m more than a little baffled by all the “Who am I to judge?” comments on this post. If you don’t feel you have the moral standing to say unequivocally that raping, torturing and murdering children is bad, you probably shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children either.

$50 is too low. He’s not a first time offender making minimum wage.

That blue dress could be a mood board for how I want my life to appear to others.

I feel like that jeans quiz is some of my best work. Thank you for letting me saunter down memory lane.

Why is it now that “dissenting opinion” automatically defaults to far right nutjobs like DeVos and Coulter and Milo and Richard Spencer? Surely you can find some sane educated advocate for “dissenting opinions.” I mean, I can’t think of any off the top of my head, but they gotta be out there somewhere, right?

So, like straight-up racism, then?

I mean, it’s sad that he doesn’t have a father who cares about him, but he’s kind of lucky that Donald Trump leaves him alone.

How will Trump lead the fight against the opioid crisis? By planning to cut the budget of the Office of National Drug Control Policy, the agency tasked with responding to the crisis, by 95 percent, of course!

judging by the apparent morbid sense of “humor” the universe apparently has, I’m going to guess at some point we’re going to see data (if it doesn’t already exist) showing how the areas that are hardest hit by the opiod crisis are also areas that went hard for Trump.

I am a retired children’s librarian ...

We have to get Bernie to sit down and shut up. His is not the kind of resistance we need now, we need clear-eyed strategists that spend their time actually advancing democratic electoral goals rather than preaching to the choir about how the rich are too rich.

Today I just feel like crying. As much as I know this is just the first step and it still had to go to the Senate where the road is fraught with perils....I just want to cry. The fight isn’t lost, but something was lost today. All I can hope is when the dust settles it turns out what was lost is a lot of those

I always stifle a laugh when people say that congress will be a check on him. Permit me to not invest any hope in Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.

I’m not sure what a response to Assad should have been that didn’t involve bombing. Trump’s problem is he has no strategy or plan, and also he intentionally made sure not to break any of Putin’s friend Assad’s toys while shutting down their airstrip for a few hours. We wasted a ton of money and missiles accomplishing

The idea that he was being driven around in a golf cart while ordering bombs dropped is infuriating.

he resembles a young bald anthony weiner.

Also, men who take these “female-coded” jobs, like nurses or teachers, get paid more than women, so the argument that it’s about the choice of jobs is total fucking bullshit.

Hacksaw Ridge encouraged me to roll my eyes at Vince Vaughn.

Giant oompa-loompa isn’t going to say one word about this. In his mind it didn’t even happen, fake news.