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It’s amazing to me that some random kid with a weak chin takes himself so seriously he makes videos of himself solemnly pontificating over plastic patio furniture. Shine on, Luis.

Never. This will never be funny. This will never be “remember that time your crazy old coot of an uncle drank too much at Thanksgiving, passed out, and started screaming racial epithets...yeah, that was cutely embarrassing.”

Let it go, Toasterlad. It’s Kinjatown.

Wait... You linked to The Gateway Pundit?!?!

Remember: scavenging/surviving = white people; looting = non-whites.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

People had their faces covered because they rightly feared busybody assholes like Tom Llamas would dime them out to the cops!

Let’s be clear: no one is glossing over his portrayal of women in major movies. I’m not going to pat him on the back for those portrayals, either. It’s taken me some time, but as a woman of color, I have developed a sense of entitlement when it comes to well-rounded female characters on television and in the movies. I

The Director of Foreign Missions at State oversees this. It’s a political job. Trump hasn’t nominated anyone for the position. It’s nothing that the previous Administration should have done in 2016.

So, I met a guy at a book club last month, and in the chit-chat beforehand, we talked about how his kid is just finishing up with his first year of law school (I am an attorney, 3/4 of the people in the room were either attorneys or spouses of attorneys, it was a natural topic). We went through about four rounds of

Nah I legitimately think that the Obama administration assumed that the next administration would be competent enough to remember the upcoming G20 and deal with the logistics themselves. You know, like how Presidential administrations are supposed to work. Hillary would have been on top of that shit right away, being

Unfortunately, it’s not the case that you need to be an RN to call yourself a midwife. At least in certain states. It’s a real thorn in my side. I’m an RN (not a CNM which is a designation only for midwives with an RN and additional advanced training- specifically a masters in midwifery) and it annoys the hell out of

That’s so odd. I’ve never been to Texas, but I immediately think Branch Dividians and fireball when I hear Waco.

I still cannot wrap my head around Waco being any sort of tourist destination. I was speaking to this Australian and after mentioning I went to college in Austin, she was like “oh! By Waco, I’ve been there.”

All I know is I’m a middle-aged woman who loves “Teenage Dream.”

“... Focused on what we went to Washington for... “ that’d be personal profit, brand building, and keeping the Russian hit men from murdering your children, right?

To hear him tell it, and he does loudly and at every opportunity, he landed her.

I wish he would bring a collusion case. The sooner the NFL collapses, the fewer young men get their brains scrambled.

hell yes that fox could

We should be spared the spectacle of our American Idiot riding through London in a gilded carriage like the toddler everyone hates. I might snap for real.